Monday, January 29, 2007
Web Junk 2006 best videos 1-5
#5) Pinky Cat Bites Nuts
During an animal-adoption ad, the kitty goes berserk and tries to neuter the guy giving her away.
#4) Weatherman Scared by Cockroach
A dandy weatherman is startled when a cockroach
interrupts his report.
#3) Pissed Off RV Salesman
This guy making a training film for Winnebago can't seem
to remember his lines, so he decides to go with four-letter
words instead. Lots of them.
#2) Leprechaun In Alabama
A leprechaun hunt is underway in Alabama, where some local
residents have claimed to have seen the mythical Irish creature.
#1) Kitty Porn
Whenever a kitten touches himself, God cries.
Web Junk 2006 best videos 36-40
#40) But He's Gay
A hilarious Freudian Slip from a news broadcast about a man
climbing Mount Everest.
#39) Spirit of Truth
This public access program from 1997 sets a new record for
swearing by a preacher.
#38) Very Angry Cat
A cat named "Burger and Fries" lets out a monster scream.
#37) Samurai Sword Mishap
A man while selling a sword on Shop At Home cuts himself
when the sword breaks it half on live television.
#36) Extreme Diet Coke and Mentos Experiment
What happens when you have 101 2-liter bottles of Diet Coke
and 523 Mentos, and way too much time on your hands? Watch!
Web Junk 2006 best videos 31-35
#35) Japanese Pork Chop Chicks
Some girls from the J-pop group Morning Musume face off with a giant lizard, proving once again that nothing excites Japanese audiences more than sadism.
#34) The Furniture Guy
The Furniture Guy takes a tumble during a commercial shoot. Don't worry, he's okay. But what about his guitar?
#33) Women Police in Iran
Lethal Iranian Police Woman
#32) Neti Pot
"Popularized" by a mention on Six Feet Under, the Neti Pot can be used to wash out your nostrils (and make your friends think that you're a New Age freak).
#31) It Only Takes A Second
But the laughter lasts for hours.
Web Junk 2006 best videos 26-30
#30) Tech TV Blooper
Hilarity ensues when an on-air product demonstration
takes a turn for the worse.
#29) Cow Humps Farmer
Bovine love.
#28) Tom Cruise Dancing
Tom Cruise gets down with some funky moves on BET.
#27) Not So Deep
Michelle Kosinski in Canoe in ankle-deep water
#26) One Bank
Bank of America's Jim DuBois performs a stunningly misguided
rendition of a U2 classic at a corporate event. Unbelievable.
Web Junk 2006 best videos 21-25
#25) Office Prank
Some of her co-workers try to get Karen to read something incriminating.
#24) Horse Farts
A horse gets in farmer John's face during a TV interview.
#23) Top Cock
Jane Skinner from FOX News says "top cock" instead of "top cop."
As a bonus, also starring Shepard Smith, who has some experience
with on-air blunders
#22) Learn English Aerobics
You've gotta love a Japanese TV show that teaches you aerobics
and self defense (and English) at the same time.
#21) Look At Me Being Serious
A member of the University of South Carolina student government
freaks out when some fellow students fill his office with balloons.
Web Junk 2006 best videos 16-20
#20) What a Beautiful Horse
Hands down, this guy is the dumbest host of a home shopping
program ever.
#19) Bubb Rubb
Newscast from Oakland, CA about whistle tips on cars. Bubb
rubb has become a celebrity with all of the remixes done off of
this one newscast.
#18) Pickles
Maury Povich helps a guest overcome her greatest fear by
confronting her with pickles.
#17) Fish with Teeth
What's weirder: A monstrous fish with a full set of teeth
or the guy with the really creepy voice who found it?
#16) Poodle Fitness
A cute girl has found a way to become her obsession--you
can, too!
Web Junk 2006 best videos 11-15
#15) Tyrone Gets Sick
A young man gets sick during an appearance on a local news
program.
#14) Nintendo 64
Two little kids completely freak out when they get Nintendo
64 for Christmas.
#13) AYDS
Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS AYDS? This
unfortunately mistimed diet pill commercial premiered just
onths before the deadly epidemic hit the big time.
#12) Drunk in Custody
This just might be the greatest "drunk at the police station"
injury ever.
#11) The Traffic Rap
Admit it...you've always wanted to see a reporter rap
the latest traffic updates.
Web Junk 2006 best videos 6-10
#10) Will You Go To Prom With Me?
Ashley wants to go to the prom and she made a video to
tell you about it.
#9) Smoking Chimp
A chimp at the Bloemfontein Zoo in South Africa has
taken up smoking.
#8) Bunk Bed Wedgie
Recently in Mexico i lost in a youth group game and was
told to do a geronimo. They held my boxers to the top of a
bunk bed and i jumped off. I received an atomic wedgie. This
video was #1 on webjunk 20 for 12/2
#7) Cop Shoots Self
This guy is such a badass that he acts like nothing happened
after he accidentally shoots himself.
#6) Little Superstar
A little Indian fella gets freaky to a Bollywood remix of
the Holiday Rap.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Stars drunk on tv
Paula Abdul drunk on television
Danny Devito drunk on television
Labels: celebrity, Paula Abdul
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Which one are you?
---------------JANUARY BABY--------------------
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn.
----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show
emotions.
-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and
Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
And sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
Feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you
------------------APRIL BABY -------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
Work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
Memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
For information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
Make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
Others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
Travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains If you
-----------------MAY BABY -----------------
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
Highly motivated Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
Dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
Imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
Literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
Being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited.
------------JUNE BABY -------------
You've got the best personality and are an
Absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
New friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
And more than likely have an a very attractive
Partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
That you have a massive record collection. You
Have a great choice in films, and may one day
Become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
You've got the looks for it!!!
----------------JULY BABY --------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
Be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
Consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
Feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
Spazzy at times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
And forms impressions carefully. Caring and
Loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
Sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
Through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
In studying. Loves to be with friends Always broods
About the past an d the old friends. Waits for
Friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
Unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
But takes long to recover.
------------AUGUST BABY ---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter.
------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand.
---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all.
---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind.
---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
person possible... better than all of these other
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active
mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music. ]
Monday, January 15, 2007
Better than pepper spray
The No-Contact Jacket is a wearable defensive jacket
created to aid women in their struggle for protection from
violence. When activated by the wearer, 80,000 volts of
low amperage electric current pulses just below the surface
shell of the entire jacket. This exo-electric armor prevents
any person from unauthorized contact with the wearer's body.
If an assailant were to grab hold of the wearer the high voltage
exterior would interrupt their neurological impulses which
control voluntary muscle movement. The neuromuscular system
would be overwhelmed causing disorientation and loss of balance
to occur and of course pain. The pain experienced is non-lethal
but is enough to effectively and immediately deter contact
with the wearer and provide a critical life saving oppurtunity
for escape.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Ivanka Trump Not Daddy's little girl anymore!
Well she is certainlly not that anymore now is she?
Here you can see she is all grown up now.
Well even though she is putting on airs of following in
daddy's footsteps. I don't know she may follow in mommy's
footsteps.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Ivanka Trump "your fired" - Up that is!
Ivanka Trump is currently on the hit television show
The Apprentice. But she has alot more to offer other
than sitting in daddy Donald Trump's shadow.
Above we see Ivanka Trump sharing a portion of her
recent Stuff Magazine photo shoot.
Here you see Ivanka Trump in Instyles inside look at
"The Lady is Trump" photo shoot.
