Monday, January 29, 2007

Web Junk 2006 best videos 1-5

#5) Pinky Cat Bites Nuts

During an animal-adoption ad, the kitty goes berserk and tries to neuter the guy giving her away.

#4) Weatherman Scared by Cockroach

A dandy weatherman is startled when a cockroach
interrupts his report.

#3) Pissed Off RV Salesman

This guy making a training film for Winnebago can't seem
to remember his lines, so he decides to go with four-letter
words instead. Lots of them.

#2) Leprechaun In Alabama

A leprechaun hunt is underway in Alabama, where some local
residents have claimed to have seen the mythical Irish creature.

#1) Kitty Porn

Whenever a kitten touches himself, God cries.

Web Junk 2006 best videos 36-40

#40) But He's Gay

A hilarious Freudian Slip from a news broadcast about a man
climbing Mount Everest.

#39) Spirit of Truth

This public access program from 1997 sets a new record for
swearing by a preacher.

#38) Very Angry Cat

A cat named "Burger and Fries" lets out a monster scream.

#37) Samurai Sword Mishap

A man while selling a sword on Shop At Home cuts himself
when the sword breaks it half on live television.

#36) Extreme Diet Coke and Mentos Experiment

What happens when you have 101 2-liter bottles of Diet Coke
and 523 Mentos, and way too much time on your hands? Watch!

Web Junk 2006 best videos 31-35

#35) Japanese Pork Chop Chicks

Some girls from the J-pop group Morning Musume face off with a giant lizard, proving once again that nothing excites Japanese audiences more than sadism.

#34) The Furniture Guy

The Furniture Guy takes a tumble during a commercial shoot. Don't worry, he's okay. But what about his guitar?

#33) Women Police in Iran

Lethal Iranian Police Woman

#32) Neti Pot

"Popularized" by a mention on Six Feet Under, the Neti Pot can be used to wash out your nostrils (and make your friends think that you're a New Age freak).

#31) It Only Takes A Second

But the laughter lasts for hours.

Web Junk 2006 best videos 26-30

#30) Tech TV Blooper

Hilarity ensues when an on-air product demonstration
takes a turn for the worse.

#29) Cow Humps Farmer

Bovine love.

#28) Tom Cruise Dancing

Tom Cruise gets down with some funky moves on BET.

#27) Not So Deep

Michelle Kosinski in Canoe in ankle-deep water

#26) One Bank

Bank of America's Jim DuBois performs a stunningly misguided
rendition of a U2 classic at a corporate event. Unbelievable.

Web Junk 2006 best videos 21-25

#25) Office Prank

Some of her co-workers try to get Karen to read something incriminating.

#24) Horse Farts

A horse gets in farmer John's face during a TV interview.

#23) Top Cock

Jane Skinner from FOX News says "top cock" instead of "top cop."
As a bonus, also starring Shepard Smith, who has some experience
with on-air blunders

#22) Learn English Aerobics

You've gotta love a Japanese TV show that teaches you aerobics
and self defense (and English) at the same time.

#21) Look At Me Being Serious

A member of the University of South Carolina student government
freaks out when some fellow students fill his office with balloons.

Web Junk 2006 best videos 16-20

#20) What a Beautiful Horse

Hands down, this guy is the dumbest host of a home shopping
program ever.

#19) Bubb Rubb

Newscast from Oakland, CA about whistle tips on cars. Bubb
rubb has become a celebrity with all of the remixes done off of
this one newscast.

#18) Pickles

Maury Povich helps a guest overcome her greatest fear by
confronting her with pickles.

#17) Fish with Teeth

What's weirder: A monstrous fish with a full set of teeth
or the guy with the really creepy voice who found it?

#16) Poodle Fitness

A cute girl has found a way to become her obsession--you
can, too!

Web Junk 2006 best videos 11-15

#15) Tyrone Gets Sick

A young man gets sick during an appearance on a local news

#14) Nintendo 64

Two little kids completely freak out when they get Nintendo
64 for Christmas.

#13) AYDS

Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS AYDS? This
unfortunately mistimed diet pill commercial premiered just
onths before the deadly epidemic hit the big time.

#12) Drunk in Custody

This just might be the greatest "drunk at the police station"
injury ever.

#11) The Traffic Rap

Admit've always wanted to see a reporter rap
the latest traffic updates.

Web Junk 2006 best videos 6-10

#10) Will You Go To Prom With Me?

Ashley wants to go to the prom and she made a video to
tell you about it.

#9) Smoking Chimp

A chimp at the Bloemfontein Zoo in South Africa has
taken up smoking.

#8) Bunk Bed Wedgie

Recently in Mexico i lost in a youth group game and was
told to do a geronimo. They held my boxers to the top of a
bunk bed and i jumped off. I received an atomic wedgie. This
video was #1 on webjunk 20 for 12/2

#7) Cop Shoots Self

This guy is such a badass that he acts like nothing happened
after he accidentally shoots himself.

#6) Little Superstar

A little Indian fella gets freaky to a Bollywood remix of
the Holiday Rap.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Stars drunk on tv

Paula Abdul drunk on television

Danny Devito drunk on television

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Which one are you?

---------------JANUARY BABY--------------------

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.

Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to

Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.



----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.

Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.

Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone.

Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest

And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves

Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves

Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.

Gets angry really easily but does not show it.

Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends

But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.

Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.

Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the

Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.

Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show


-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and

Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous

And sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.

Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.

Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.

Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up

Feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you


------------------APRIL BABY -------------------

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.

Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and

Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does

Work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.

Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good

Memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look

For information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or

Make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and

Others. Understanding. Fun to be around.

Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.

Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and

Travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains If you


-----------------MAY BABY -----------------

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and

Highly motivated Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.

Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.

Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.

Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.

Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to

Dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.

Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good

Imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves

Literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike

Being at home. Restless. Not having many children.

Hardworking. High spirited.

------------JUNE BABY -------------

You've got the best personality and are an

Absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make

New friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt

And more than likely have an a very attractive

Partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely

That you have a massive record collection. You

Have a great choice in films, and may one day

Become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,

You've got the looks for it!!!


----------------JULY BABY --------------

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to

Be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.

Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily

Consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's

Feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.

Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.

Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.

Spazzy at times.

Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.

Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.

Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive

And forms impressions carefully. Caring and

Loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of

Sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people

Through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties

In studying. Loves to be with friends Always broods

About the past an d the old friends. Waits for

Friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive

Unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt

But takes long to recover.


------------AUGUST BABY ---------------

outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on

attention. no self control. kind hearted. self

confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.

easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every

thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.

loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates

not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be

loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".

longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or

restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.

always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"

or "beautiful" to everyone stubborn. curious.

independent. strong willed. a fighter.


------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends

to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.

Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.

Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.

Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and

caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have

many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.

Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates

oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.

Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can



---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves

to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical

beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry

often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and

fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but

recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does

not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.

Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND

sexiest of them all.


---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and

dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.

Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards

your inner and outer beauty and independent

personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional

and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people

easily and very social in a group. Fearless and

independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a

crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the

greatest men are born in this month. If you ever

begin a relationship with someone from this month,

hold on to them because their one of a kind.


---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------

This straight-up means ur the most good-looking

person possible... better than all of these other

months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive

in everything. Active in games and interactions.

Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in

organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,

though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,

yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by

kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of

ideas. Sensitive. Active

mind. Hesitating, tends to

delay. Choosy and always wants the best.

Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to

joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone

always on his/her mind Talkative. Daydreamer.

Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.

Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of

person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting

colds. loves music. ]

Monday, January 15, 2007

Better than pepper spray


The No-Contact Jacket is a wearable defensive jacket

created to aid women in their struggle for protection from

violence. When activated by the wearer, 80,000 volts of

low amperage electric current pulses just below the surface

shell of the entire jacket. This exo-electric armor prevents

any person from unauthorized contact with the wearer's body.

If an assailant were to grab hold of the wearer the high voltage

exterior would interrupt their neurological impulses which

control voluntary muscle movement. The neuromuscular system

would be overwhelmed causing disorientation and loss of balance

to occur and of course pain. The pain experienced is non-lethal

but is enough to effectively and immediately deter contact

with the wearer and provide a critical life saving oppurtunity

for escape.


Saturday, January 13, 2007

Ivanka Trump Not Daddy's little girl anymore!

Well she is certainlly not that anymore now is she?

Here you can see she is all grown up now.

Well even though she is putting on airs of following in
daddy's footsteps. I don't know she may follow in mommy's


Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Ivanka Trump "your fired" - Up that is!

Ivanka Trump is currently on the hit television show
The Apprentice. But she has alot more to offer other
than sitting in daddy Donald Trump's shadow.

Above we see Ivanka Trump sharing a portion of her
recent Stuff Magazine photo shoot.

Here you see Ivanka Trump in Instyles inside look at
"The Lady is Trump" photo shoot.